When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
For the last few Sundays, I have been receiving an onion pun in the mail. I don't know who is sending them. Guess it is onionymous.
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion?
I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed.
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.