What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
Where did the onion find his family history?
In the archives
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.