I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!