What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears