One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
For the last few Sundays, I have been receiving an onion pun in the mail. I don't know who is sending them. Guess it is onionymous.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears