Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
As two onions were crossing the road, one of them was run over by a car. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor informed the other onion, "I have some news that is going to make you cry!"
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion