What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.