What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
What do you call the onions which are small and yellow and very naughty? You call it a minonion!
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
What do you call an onion that is very sick and has a high temperature? It is a boiling onion.
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
For the last few Sundays, I have been receiving an onion pun in the mail. I don't know who is sending them. Guess it is onionymous.
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
I was surprised at the number of onions needed for this dish- it calls for shallot of onions.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.