Although many other vegetables live above the ground, onions live underground. This is because they have many lairs.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
On which website will you learn about the hidden gossips and secrets of the onion world? On the website Wiki-Leeks.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
When I told my friend an onion pun, he started crying. I asked whether they were tears of happiness?
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
When the baby onion died just after being born, the doctors classified it as an o-neonatal death.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion?
I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed.
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
At the bar mitzvah ceremony, the Jewish onion greeted his uncle by saying 'Shallot'.
The onion teacher was teaching her onion students about figures of speech. Today, she was teaching onionomatopia.
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
Where did the onion find his family history?
In the archives
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
I was making a salad the other day, and I thought I heard a small red vegetable that was a bit like an onion whispering. Must have been a hoarse radish.
How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?
Because the oignon est!
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.