What did the health-nut say to himself at the gym? “No pine, no gain”
The farmer went nuts because he was told it’s more profitable that way compared to other crops.
What makes nuts healthy? They have many nut-rients.
The nut said it was very pine-ful when its’ shell cracked.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Imma cashew outside!
What do you call an emotionally unstable peanut? Peanut brittle
The students were going nuts when they saw all the assignments due in the curri-kola-m.
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
Not every legume can be a nut.
But a pea can.
What type of nut do you find in the toilet?
A pee-nut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io
What did the nut tell itself before crossing the finish line? “I pe-can do it!”
Things don’t always pine out the way we want them to, but we can-nut give up!
The walnut was not good at sports but did really well with his macadamia at school.
Why is peanut butter a bad secret keeper? Because it tends to spread it and not keep it.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Why didn’t the mom peanut give her children a nutty chocolate bar? Because the sugar makes them bounce off the wal-nuts.
The nut gave her boyfriend the kola shoulder for missing their date.