I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
Why did the cow fall down while being milked? Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day? “What a cow-incidence!”
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
Cashier: Sir, would you like me to put your milk in a bag?
Dad: I would much rather keep it in the carton!
What do you call a cow that only produces almond milk? One that went nuts.
Dad: Did you hear about the cow that was arrested?
Kids: No.
Dad: He was uddermining the authorities.
What do you call a bee that makes a milk?
Boo-bee
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.