Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
Where do cows write down their most intimate thoughts? Inside of their dairy.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.
What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
What do you call a cow that only produces almond milk? One that went nuts.
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
Did you know that milk is a very religious beverage? Most of them are pastor-ized.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!