What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
Which religious figure does dairy products worship? Cheese-us!
Where do cows write down their most intimate thoughts? Inside of their dairy.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
Do you know the hardest part about making skimmed milk? Having to throw the cows across the lake.
Did you know that milk is a very religious beverage? Most of them are pastor-ized.
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
What would you call a dairy product that is horrible? “Udder bullshit.”
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.