Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Cashier: Sir, would you like me to put your milk in a bag?
Dad: I would much rather keep it in the carton!
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cows keep the udder safe.
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
Do you know the hardest part about making skimmed milk? Having to throw the cows across the lake.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.