I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
Mom: *Struggling to make a decision between 1% or 2%.
Dad: Milk up your mind!
Dad: Did you hear about the cow that was arrested?
Kids: No.
Dad: He was uddermining the authorities.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day? “What a cow-incidence!”
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.