Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.