What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
When do franks tell insults? At a wienie roast!
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.