What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.