Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.