Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!