What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.