What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.