What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.