What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.