When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.