Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.