Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.