A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.