Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.