Fruit Puns

Fruits are sooo good and sweet. If you want a good day, sweetness and a good laugh will make for a great one! Enjoy our delicious Fruit Puns!

Fruit Puns

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!