Fruit Puns

Fruits are sooo good and sweet. If you want a good day, sweetness and a good laugh will make for a great one! Enjoy our delicious Fruit Puns!

Fruit Puns

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.