Fruit Puns

Fruits are sooo good and sweet. If you want a good day, sweetness and a good laugh will make for a great one! Enjoy our delicious Fruit Puns!

Fruit Puns

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.