You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
You used to call me on my cell-ery phone.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.