How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
What did the glass of wine say to the beer?
Nothing... They barley knew each other.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
I tried buying a car from a religious person and got a lemon!
I suppose you get what you prayed for..
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.