What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad?
I relish the thought.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
I love you a tot!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.