Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter nut tell you.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What did the peanut say right before taking an exam? “I walnut fail!”
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!