What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.