Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!