What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.