What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Donut even think about taking another donut!