What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!