What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.