What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!