Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.