What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.