Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.