What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.