What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.