When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"