What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”