Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.