What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!