What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.