This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.