What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing