What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.