How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!