Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.