Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!