I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!