This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!