What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.