What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!