What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!