What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!