what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk