What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.