Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.