Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!