Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.