What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.