How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.