What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!