In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.