What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!