What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.