How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.