In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE