How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.