I’m chocolate to my appointment!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.