How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.