What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.