I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.