Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe