What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.