How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.