What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.