What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.