How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.