Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.