What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.