I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.