Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.