I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.