I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!