What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!