What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!