Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.