Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.