I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe