What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!