Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!