What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.