Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.