Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.