What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.