Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!