Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.