What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.