Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.