Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”