Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.