Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.