Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!