What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.