Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.