Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.