Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!