Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!