What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.