Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.