Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.