I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!