Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.