What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.