Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.