I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.