My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.