Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.