Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam