What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.