How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.