Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.