What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.