Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”