What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.