Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.