Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.