What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.