What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.