When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.